I found this on a friend's blog and had to share it. Of course she applied it to Ohio, but it definitely applies to Indiana!! Enjoy!
Cold is a Relative Thing
65 above zero:Floridians turn on the heat.people in Indiana plant gardens.
60 above zero:Californians shiver uncontrollably.People in Indiana sunbathe.
50 above zero:Italian & English cars won't start.People in Indiana drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.People in Indiana throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:New York landlords finally turn up the heat.People in Indiana have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above Zero:People in Miami all die. Hoosiers close the windows.
Zero:Californians fly away to Mexico .People in Indiana get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:Hollywood disintegrates.The Girl Scouts in Indiana are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:Washington DC runs out of hot air.People in Indiana let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Hoosiers get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.
40 below zero :ALL atomic motion stops . People in Indiana start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:Hell freezes over. Indiana public schools will open 2 hours late
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